(ECO) - (Double Album) "The Elven Odyssey" (Minimal Packaging - No Jewel Case)

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(ECO) - (Double Album) "The Elven Odyssey" (Minimal Packaging - No Jewel Case)


Simple and Effective Guided Meditations for Self-Improvement

(Physical audio CD shipped from the UK) INCLUDES FREE GLOBAL SHIPPING!

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NOTE: This is the Disc-only CD version (no CD Jewel case is included). The disc is packaged in a paper sleeve and is posted in a protective cardboard envelope.

A unique selection of professionally recorded fantasy Guided Meditation stories, where YOU are the main character. Blended with epic music, you get to meet and interact with the mystical Elves as they prepare for their epic journey home.

This album consists of a series of four unique and professionally recorded guided meditations/visualization stories, all based on the concept of Elves and the mystery that surrounds them.

The recordings consist of a gentle English male guiding voice blended with some of the most descriptive and epic music ever found in recordings of this nature.

It is recommended that you use headphones with these audio recordings for best results.


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Additional Information

Enjoy the full introduction (Track 1) from the disc using the player below…

Below are several samples from some of the tracks…


In these guided meditations, we will take you on a journey that will allow you to experience a different world – a place now lost to myth. Or so they say. There are legends that tell of beings who once existed and indeed co-existed with humankind; ageless, beautiful and yet still feeling the sorrows and joys every person knows. They were (and are) our ancient kin, but long ago, it is said, they passed into another reality, close as the thickness of a shadow, accessible by a thought, a dream on the edge of sleeping or awaking. Books were written, drawing on the tales of this mythical race. Fantasy films and games were made. All of them carry a few grains of the truth. But not all of it. Perhaps you, traveling into this realm of legend, will discover the truth and make your own stories.


This unique fantasy guided meditation album consists of 4 unique and awe-inspiring main tracks. From the misty forests where you will enjoy the company of Elves, to the shores of the west. You will experience the grandeur of the Elven King's forest halls, the golden peace of the hidden waterfall valley, eventually finding yourself on the shores of the western sea where you join the Elves as they set sail on an epic and inspired journey.

(All tracks are best enjoyed in headphones)

Album Contents:

TRACK1: Introduction

A short thank you message from The Honest Guys and a brief overview of how the album is structured.

TRACK2: The Company of Elves

In this guided visualization you will journey through the rich woods of autumn to a meeting with the Elves who roam this land. You will see them passing through the woods, gleaming like a moonlit mist, something out of myth. But here, they are real, and will welcome you among them.

TRACK 3: The Halls of the Elven King

Deep in an ancient forest the Elven King dwells with his people. They are elusive, and rarely seen. In this guided visualization you may walk into the great halls, carved from the earth in older times, and see the King. Few from the outside world have ever been here.

TRACK 4: Return to the Valley of the Elves

Waterfalls trail like mist down steep-sided cliffs and below them in the valley the Elves dwell as they have for thousands of years. Walk among the graceful buildings, listen to song, and rest in an enchanted place hidden from the world.

TRACK 5: The Journey into the West

It is said that there is a land beyond the sea, an ancient home of the Elves who sail from these shores as the world grows old. Few are those who have ever gone with them on their last journey, or witnessed their departure.

TRACK 6: Lament for the Ancient Homestead (by Rick Clarke)

This harp music was specially written for the 'Return to the Valley of the Elves' meditation, so we thought it appropriate to include it on the album.

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Do not use any of our material whilst driving or in any situation where it is not safe to fall asleep. All media content provided by "The Honest Guys" is intended for entertainment purposes only. We are not affiliated to any Health agencies. None of our content is intended to offer medical or health related advice and must never be used as such. Our content is not a substitute for qualified medical advice or practice. Never make alterations to any medications or health regimes you may be on, without first consulting your doctor or a qualified medical professional. We accept no responsibility or liability whatsoever for any injury, loss or damage in any shape or form, incurred in part or in whole, as a direct or indirect result of any use or reliance upon the information and material provided here. We are unable to provide any warranty concerning the accuracy or completeness of any information contained within these recordings or in any related material created by The Honest Guys.